April 20th, 2007

I am 43, gone on to 28, I know that I'm naive

I'm actively aging today and don't feel any particular way about it.
My friend Chris is so popular that I can't get him to hang out with me, even on my birthday. He didn't even have time to give me credit for this comment:
"I'm going to have a brownie to fill the Chris Brown void in my life."
But I needed to document this so some of you out there can appreciate just how lame I get every year, as I grow closer to death.

Funniest thing today:

"Shun the non-believer! Shuuuuuuuunnnnn....Nuh."

Happy day, folks.
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