My friend Chris is so popular that I can't get him to hang out with me, even on my birthday. He didn't even have time to give me credit for this comment:
"I'm going to have a brownie to fill the Chris Brown void in my life."
But I needed to document this so some of you out there can appreciate just how lame I get every year, as I grow closer to death.
Funniest thing today:
"Shun the non-believer! Shuuuuuuuunnnnn....Nuh."
Happy day, folks.